Recent mental discussions with myself:

Recent mental discussions with myself:

• The calorie tracker app says eat more fiber with your breakfast.  The calorie tracker says drink more water (bleah - why does it have to taste like water?).  The calorie tracker says you were jacking the hell out of your cholesterol when you ate those eggs.   Nenenenenenene…that freaking, annoying calorie tracker is a pain in my ass!
  
  
• There’s even sodium in my Diet Mountain Dew.  Dammit!  This stupid calorie tracker is pooping on a lot of my favorite things.  I’m keeping the Diet Mountain Dew.  Piss off calorie calculator!  I’m not ready to give that up yet!
   
• Eating less than 1,400 calories a day is making me crabby.  I keep telling myself being hungry is good but it doesn’t feel good.  Not at all!  I DO NOT LIKE THIS!!!  Grrrrrrrrrr  I'd better adjust to this pretty damned soon or it's going to get ugly!
   
• I’m sick of snacking on baby carrots.  (I've done this twice now this week)
   
• I’m tired.  I worked out yesterday and the day before so I think I’ll take a day off and be a bum.
   Do you want to keep being fat???
   No <grimace>
  Then get your ass on that damned treadmill!!!  You can have supper after you work up a sweat.
   
• My knee hurts. 
  Quit your whining and walk.  Man up.  Don't be a pussy.
   
• I don’t care what you say, I’m taking the parking garage elevator in the mornings.  Bending isn’t my knee’s friend lately and I’m giving it a break until it sort of loosens up during the day!
  Sigh.  Fine then.  Elevator in the morning.  Down only.  You walk up the stairs after work.
   
• Being sweaty daily is becoming the least of my discomforts. 
   
• Thank goodness for angel food cake!  It’s keeping me semi-sane!
   
• Yeah, I talk to myself a lot.  What of it???